I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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