I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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