Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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