I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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