He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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