I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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