i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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