so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
