Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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