get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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