you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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