and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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