508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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