I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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