On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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