rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
this will be a night to untag.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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