yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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