would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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