I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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