erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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