You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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