They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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