It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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