Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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