Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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