No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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