If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Couch. On fire.
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