I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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