Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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