My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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