I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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