Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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