Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
