So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
