Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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