you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Randomize
