Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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