So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I CAN MOONWALK!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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