My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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