Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
