So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
