Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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