i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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