David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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