the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
the raccoons are back...
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