I love black thongs
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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