is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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