Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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