it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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