good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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