btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Randomize
