I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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