Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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