Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Even the bartender felt bad for me
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
of course. lets lasso hookers.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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