He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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